Summaries of never-written entries for April and May: * *Weapons of Mouse Destruction* The failure of our humane mouse traps and the dramatic success of the nasty type; ruminations on my swift innurement to handling dead mice. * *Spongers* The joy of bodyboarding in New South Wales and Perranporth, Cornwall. Advances in wetsuit technology. * *Adventurers* My sister returns to a remote village in north east India for field work on her PhD thesis, Søren goes to Baghdad for Channel 4, Tom Le Quesne fishes for trout in Afghanistan. * PostgreSQL and XSLT Our XPath extensions for Postgres now include better support for returning multiple rows and fast XSLT transformations within the database. * *Gravalax* Hunter-gathering in Devon * *30 years* My birthday was also Sofia's due date, but the baby didn't show... We had a lovely day in the garden with friends. 690Kb film, Flash MX required * *Scilly Weekend* Three days on St Agnes for the gig-racing championships. * *Latent Semantic Indexing* Magic technology, ideas for usage in social software. * *Shakey* Ben, Mihai, Søren and I saw Neil Young playing his dodgy new concept album and beautiful old favourites at the Hammersmith Apollo: * *Python* A lovely language, concise and complete; I've rewritten EWAB in it.